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We all know we can mail our misheard lyrics in, but sometimes searching the mail address, writing a mail and clicking 'send!' is too much work. Logging in to our favorite website isn't, so post all your misheard lyrics here.

I'll start;

Dave - Pride
Bride! Flowers and fashion!
[Pride! Power and fashion!]

I hear alot of the word "erection" when the artists are saying "direction"
I especially hear that in Jam Jam Jam.

Maybe, I'm just a dirty minded American.

Tokyo lights, Tokyo lights,
just like an Arab through the night on fire...

(just like an arrow through the night of fire)

ZAAACH'S ON FIIIREEEE

or 'Jack's On Fire', depends on what part. ;P

Obviously Sex On Fire (;

I posted this in the Misheard Lyrics database, but it still gets me everytime...

Every day I'm the college door
Every day I'm the guy next door
- Ace "Welcome To The Real World"

Bunny for coal let me find!
But if you call I'll be fine
- Manuel "No Control"

para_rigby wrote:I hear alot of the word "erection" when the artists are saying "direction"
I especially hear that in Jam Jam Jam.

Maybe, I'm just a dirty minded American.

I ALWAYS hear that too.
Especially good is "Lost Direction"
LOL LOL LOL
Viagra anyone?

And I know I'm dirty-minded, but still!

My favorite is allways "Killer with an Erection" from Dave Simon.

That makes me more dirty minded

Everyone interprets the lyrics in his own way, and when you're not an english native speaker it's even more hilarious
Original misheard lyrics

I'll start with D.Essex - Dancing Crazy

Original lyrics : Dancing crazy Moving is the law
What I hear : Dancing crazy Move to Venezuela

This is the only one that I remember for now, but I have much more of these, unfortunately I just have never written them down.

King Kobra - Sledge Hammer
Orginal lyrics: My funky babe babe
What I hear: I fuck you babe babe

I was quite baffled with this when I first heard this, because to my knowledge eurobeat songs never use the f-word.

Bombers - Disco Energy
Original lyrics: Disco disco energy
What I hear: Disco disco allergy

On a side note: do they even update the main page's misheard lyrics -section anymore? Some of those lyrics are quite hilarious

Dave Rodgers - Lucky Man
Original lyrics: Watching the sky, it's good
What I hear: What's in the sky? It's you
(woah woah woah woah)

Dave Rodgers - Boom Boom Japan ~

Original lyrics : .. and love the land！
What I hear : .. I love the night！

Melissa White - L.O.V.E. You & Me

Original Lyrics: "...and find the letters in my heart"
What I Hear: "...and find the lettuce in my heart"

I adore this sweet song to bits, but that one word sticks out like a sore thumb and I can't unhear it!

Eurolive feat. Dr. Love - Rockbeat Power

I hear : "Fucked my boss tonight" in the introduction...

Irene - Food Fighter

Original Lyrics: “You think I’m a little girlie / All the men baby I can beat / It’s like a delicious treat”
What I Hear: “You think I’m a little girlie / All the man baby I can be / It’s like a delicious treat”

I suppose my mind felt the misheard version followed the previous line more intuitively because it’s a contrast to the “little girlie” misperception within the context of a song about fighting.