My least favourite SEB album covers (and why)

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My least favourite SEB album covers (and why)

Post by Chico Chico » 10 Sep 2004, 01:37

Ok, so we all love Eurobeat and some of the albums covers are pretty cool, but I am not a total fan of all of them. So here is my list of my least favourite SEB album covers and why:

Image Ok, this was a waste, as it is too dark to really make out whatever effect they were going for.

Image Again, same principal as before.

Image This women totally looks like she is high, or just woke up from the gutter. Either way, no a prize winner.

Image It's like the Ugly Fairy kissed this cover on both cheeks and then beat it with her wand.

Image Just plain weird. Kinda reminds me of something out of "Alien".

Image OK. Am I the only one that totally thinks this girl has cum all over her face??? I'm still in shock.

Image Just a bad attempt at a cover.

Image I feel like I'm looking at something out of Cirque du Solei... or maybe a reject make-up job from it.

Image The whole 91 - 100 series wasn't the best as far as covers go, and this one was just my least favourite.

Image Even though I prefer the colours in this one over the ones in 104, this one wasn't original; merely a copy of 104.

Image Same deal as before, but this time copying 107.

Image Well, this cover was just bad in general. In fact, the album itself waa pretty bad too. Like cover like album.

Image I wasn't sure if I was going to say anthing about this girl, but I'll be honest... She looks like something out of "The Village of the Damned"... Plus isn't it obvious that she totally bleaches her hair? If it isn't bleach, then this girl needs a new place to buy her wigs and weaves.


So there ya have it kids. Feel free to leave your opinions and add to the list!
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Post by Shawaazu » 10 Sep 2004, 05:23

The cover for SEB 80 is one of the main reasons I kinda don't wanna order it. It's so crappy with the red tinting thing and the model isn't very pleasant to look at either.

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Post by Nine » 10 Sep 2004, 10:03

Image Oh come on! This is the most awesomest cover out of the whole series. XDDDD

Image This is my least favorite, she looks like a guy haha
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Post by Shawaazu » 10 Sep 2004, 11:33

They always copy covers ALOT. eg

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And

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As for my least favourites that blonde one in the 120s-130s

Also

Image Not really a hate one but she's just so freaky, it's even more disturbing if you have a physical copy (it's the eyes). She looks dead or stoned or something.

Though my favs would be these:

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they look so slutty. One you can even see her panty.

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Post by Bore » 10 Sep 2004, 11:44

Shawaazu wrote:Though my favs would be these:

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they look so slutty. One you can even see her panty.
Oh have you seen the cover of SEB76? The inside... the girl looks... ahem, a bit exposed, and slutty is exactly the word I would use... *goes to scan the inside*

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Post by Bore » 10 Sep 2004, 11:55

Here we go.. *cough*

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Post by Bore » 10 Sep 2004, 11:59

Speaking of Euro Darkness 3... I want it :C the only one missing from the early days...

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Post by Shawaazu » 10 Sep 2004, 12:59

:shock: :shock: :shock: Holy Crap! Now that's really skanky.

I'm missing three (not including Flash Back SEB), probably get em next month cause it's my bday and I'll get my parents to pay for it :lol:

About 105 and 108, I think they look the same cause they were released at the same time as 104 and 107 respectively.

About the blonde haired woman, this one is the worst, it's just plain crap.

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Post by Chico Chico » 10 Sep 2004, 16:07

Bore wrote:Here we go.. *cough*

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Ok, that definatly is a little more then I wanted to see... Where are the hot men in speedo's?

Then again if they put men, it totally would mess up the rut they've already created.

Also, either way about any cover that is copied, they could come up with an original... it's not terribly hard.
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Post by Shawaazu » 10 Sep 2004, 16:21

Chico Chico wrote:Ok, that definatly is a little more then I wanted to see... Where are the hot men in speedo's?

Then again if they put men, it totally would mess up the rut they've already created.
I think what you're looking for are the early house revolution covers up to vol 13.

http://www.avexnet.or.jp/all_of_avex_so ... usere0.htm

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Post by Chico Chico » 10 Sep 2004, 16:46

Shawaazu wrote:
I think what you're looking for are the early house revolution covers up to vol 13.

http://www.avexnet.or.jp/all_of_avex_so ... usere0.htm

Yea, I guess so... but if there were pictures of guys in the above position... :twisted: well you get the picture :wink:
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Post by Nine » 11 Sep 2004, 13:39

I think they should have women with bigger breasts on the newer SEB covers. Show some cleavage girls! XDDDD
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Post by Shawaazu » 11 Sep 2004, 14:13

LOL, probably not. They seemed to have changed modelling/photo company's after 90-ish where they seemed to get a whole lot tamer. Some of the ones before 90's were really seedy looking. ie look above.

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Post by riikou » 11 Sep 2004, 20:10

o____O

*cries* My virgin eyes!

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Post by Bore » 11 Sep 2004, 20:33

riikou wrote:o____O

*cries* My virgin eyes!
*pats* that way we all lost our virginities... Blame Avex!

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