Super Eurobeat 202 - Extended Version ~ REVIEW
Here comes the third new SEB of the year - can it fill 201's shoes?
The answer is, quite simply, no.
It has the same feel as 201, but just wasn't executed as well... at least not as a whole.
That's because there ARE some very good songs on here that ought not to be overlooked.
With that in mind, let's get into the review...
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01. Irene - CooLoveR
Rating: 9/10
Irene shows off some impressive vocals here.
A bit childish at times, but a great voice (as always) nonetheless.
It's a great sounding song that doesn't get old fast.
Great synths, great beat - as expected of SCP at this point.
Very nice intro too.
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02. Chris Stanton - Ready Forever
Rating: 8/10
This song is very important for SEB, and it's important to know why.
This is very likely one of the last songs under Time Records to make a debut on an SEB. (Time has since changed, and is now "Eurogrooves")
Very catchy chorus, and great, rough vocals make this not just an important song, but a great one!
The lead synth line is very meh, but it's not the high point of the song anyway.
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03. Paul Harris - Dreamlover
Rating: 7/10
Eight seconds in and -- "DREAAAM LOOOOVAAAAAAR" GOD DAMN IT THAT'S F**KING ANNOYING. Shut the hell up Harris!
Anyway, other than the wonderful chorus, this song is (for me) pretty mediocre all around.
Though the more I listen to it, the more tolerable the rest of the song is, so I'd say I like it.
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04. Bubbles - Hanky Panky
Rating: 7/10
OH GOD AND I THOUGHT PAUL HARRIS WAS ANNOYING.
Grow the f**k up, man/woman! "Hanky Panky"?! "I'll be your toy"?! Save that shit for HRG Attack...!
Yeah, naturally this should be the laughingstock of SCP, which is an otherwise amazing label...
...but then again, it IS SCP, so despite the iffy lyrics, as embarassing as it is to admit, it's a pretty good sounding song.
I guess you can polish anything into a diamond after all...
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05. Cherry & Luke - Go Shinkansen!
Rating: 6/10
Ahem... I'm just gonna say it.
I've had it up to here with a certain label head's infatuation with Japan...
I understand the fanbase is there, but... eh... well... on second thought, it's not like I don't see what you see in Japan ifyaknowhatimean.
But that's enough of our fetish for Japan!
This song is fine.
LOL, expecting more were you? Nah, really, it's not good, but it's not that bad either.
I will say I didn't like the intro in Japanese. Just seems out of place in a EURObeat song, after all.
I know it's marketed bigtime in Japan, but it's not Japanese music in the end...
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06. Go Go Girls - My Hot Guitar
Rating: 6.5/10
Smokeonthewaterripoffwut?
I kid, I kid. It's only in the synth lead.
Though denying that the riffs sound similar seems strikingly like denying that Angel Beats' heroine looks like Haruhi Suzumiya.
I think I remember saying something about eurobeat needing to grow up... hm.
"Move your fingers this way I'll be OK"...no sexual implications there.
"Baby wet your fingers cause I have a burning guitar"...nothing at all![/OVERWHELMINGSARCASM]
You know why I hate songs like this? I snicker a bit everytime I hear them.
A good song should never make you laugh. Unless of course it's so f**king good, you can't help yourself, but of course, this is nothing like that.
Boy I've had a few laughs over these past few songs. I'm sure that not ONE more song on this album, even if it's by HRG Attack, and it's from Princess F can possibly be any funnier than what I've heard already!
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07. Dream Fighters - I Can't Stop Lovin' You
Rating: 8.5/10
I gotta say, I'm starting to warm up to this new "Dima" label.
I'm hearing some great songs from them, and the instruments and synths they have to work with are great.
I even hear Mega NRG Man is coming into their studios to record a couple songs.
Anyway, I love this song. Best synth line on the album, and a nice dreamy chorus.
I'd like to hear more songs like this, but as always, variation is important, as it's dangerously easy to make the same song twice...
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08. Princess F. - Internet Kills The Eurobeat Stars
Rating: GTFO/EAT ME
This is a sick joke.
Let me make one thing clear though - I'm not mad at HRG Attack for making this song. It's just their style.
No, no, I'm mad at Avex for letting this song get through onto such a legendary series as SEB.
For f**k's sake people, it makes a mockery of most of their international fanbase.
Yeah I said it. Let's be honest, how many Americans for instance do you know, who got into eurobeat NOT from downloading it from sites like IDW? Very few.
Without a doubt, this is the "highlight" of the album, and that's just a damn shame.
You know what's more pathetic? It's not even a good song. It's even a bithack of Video Kills The Radio Star.
HRG Attack, you know I love you, but this is disgraceful - I've always expected better of you.
I am disappoint.
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09. Apple - Playboy
Rating: 7/10
Yay, Elena's back in the game!
I'd like to take a moment to remark on how loyal she has been to her label for these past 20+ YEARS.
She's been (mostly) exclusive to Time forever, and I'm glad to see she's carried over to Eurogrooves.
As for the song itself, it's not that bad. It has a good mood, but not much other than the chorus and (sort of) the synth line is outstanding.
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10. F.C.F. - New Technological World
Rating: 9/10
GENTLEMEN, TO YOUR BASES. A DANGEROUS AMOUNT OF WIN HAS BEEN UNLEASHED.
F.C.F. has arrived, and they're gonna kick your ass, with BOOM BOOM BEATS and HARDCORE Farina vocals!
A shame Fadinger wasn't on board for this. Without him, this song was technically written by "F.C.S.", as Fabio Serra took place as the third writer.
This song screams F.C.F. and old-school Asia production tactics all over the place... oh God, excuse me while I fangasm...
I can't even describe this song, cause if you haven't listened to old-school F.C.F., you can't call yourself a eurobeat fan. Period.
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11. Mickey B. - I Wanna Run To You
Rating: 8/10
WAHA! Mickey B's back!
And back with a bang! This is a great song!
Beautiful and powerful vocals by her, as usual. She really deserves more credit for her voice than she gets.
Wonderful melody - very catchy.
Also, a side note: Alkogan is one of Dave Rodgers' aliases. He produced and co-wrote the song.
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12. Dave Rodgers feat. M. Landau - All Around The World
Rating: 7/10
And I thought the Wild Reputation rock mix was poorly produced... oh boy...
The vocals are way off-beat. Every. Word. So much so, it almost totally ruins the song.
Now I've heard the original rock version, and it's absolutely wonderful. Amazing melody.
...which SHOULD have translated perfectly into eurobeat, had someone at A-Beat C not f**ked it up.
The synth lead is very nicely done though, and while it's poorly executed, it's still a good song, considering it's roots.
Do yourself a favor, and listen to the original - it's much better.
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13. AAA - Hide & Seek <SCP>
Rating: 6/10
Following the setlist of 201, 202 includes a J-Euro remix and a rock remix, so I suppose we can expect this format for the rest of this SEB decade.
I don't really have any feelings toward this song one way or another. SCP mixed it nicely, but I don't like the song itself that much.
Which is strange, as I'm usually a sucker for J-Pop, since it's usually good.
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14. Go 2 - Don't Turn It Off <Headrush>
Rating: 9.5/10
MEN WHOSE MANLINESS RIVALS THE GREAT KAMINA HAVE ARRIVED.
This song exudes POWER ENERGY.
I can just picture the headbangers in the mosh pit...
This is EXACTLY how a rock mix should be done. Taking an already amazing song, and adding EVEN MORE MAN to it.
Words are not needed. Just listen~
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So while some songs impress, and others disappoint, I'm still optimistic about this year for eurobeat.
I bet we'll have lots of very big hits that'll be around for years to come.
Just don't let the quality drop, and all will be well in the eurobeat world. Oh also, NEEDS MOAR MEGA NRG MAN.
But we'll just have to see about that, I guess...
TOTAL SCORE = 100/140
(Note, Princess F gets a 1.5/10. 0.75 points for HRG respect and 0.75 more for effort. Why? Those aren't worth full points. Plus I want the score to be an even 100.

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