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The topic has come up about HRG , but All labels have contributed in one way or another. Deep down we all love them. So post your favorite silly Eurobeat songs from all labels. Silly can mean Lyrics,vocals,music or just title. I'm gonna try to dig up 5 from each label. Have fun

HRG Attack(the kingsof great chaotic silly songs)
1. Franze Tornado-Mad Cow(the birth of the COW)
2. Franz Tornado - Bazoocow(combining Cows and Bazookas!)
3. Cindy - Pun Pun Beam(Silly & Lovely at the same TIME)
4. Garcon-Batman is Bruce Wayne( it kinda makes perfect sense)
5. Joe Banana - Dum Dum Pistol(you youngsters do know what he means right?)

SCP(Kika & Fancy & Goofy)
1. Sticky, Tricky & Bang - Sticky, Tricky & Bang!(ow! my ears)
2. Kiki & Kika - Easy Busy(add D.J. Goofy and you have GOOFY song)
3. Kiki & Kika Feat. Goofy DJ - My Name Is Goofy(the title says it all)
4. Domino - Fuku Wa Uchi!(technically SCP right?)
5. Fastway-777(the intro sounds like an Orgasm)


ABEATC/Go Go's)(Sex Sex Sex?)
1. Mike Skanner - Hot Dog( if you understand his meaning? Then it's funny)
2. Go Go Girls - I Wanna Be Fat(If I hadda choose one ,it would be this one)
3. Gino Caria- Cinderella(Show me your tits so big)
4. Mickey B. - Snowgame Fighters(so musically terrible it's funny)
5. Rodgers, Contini & Sinclaire - Black Jack Fever(he likes pleasuring himself+ musically funny)


TIME(Not too kean on the silliness)
1. Hi-Gang - Eeh Ooh! Eeh Ooh! Eeh Ooh!(this never made any sense to me)
2. Wilma - Walking On The Dyno(why TIME why?)
3. Ika - Go Godzilla Go(Everyone LOVES this One)
4. Virgin- Pump Pump Pump(musically this is one ridiculous song)
5. Charlie - King Kong-Ding Dong (another aewsome Silly song about big ONES)

DELTA(Tones wise is all they can offer)
1. Niko - Night Of Fire(it's hilarious how poopular this became)
2. Suzy Lazy - Tell Me Baby(The way she sings screams HRG Attack, but I LOVE it)
3. Casanova - I Would Die For You(Sounds funny cuase it's too fast for it's own good)
4. Dr. Love Feat. D.Essex - Max Power(another ridiculous song, because of the vocal tones)
5. Mako - In The Night In The Fire(that Prophet guy sounds so stupid)


Vibration/DIMA(Had to dig)
1. Jimmy Bravo - Mazinger Go!(More songs about Godzilla, GREAT!)
2. Dee Dee - Cocaine(only Eric Clapton can sing about Cocaine & get away with it)
3. Jackie 'O - Big Mig(that title just makes me laugh)
4. Betty Blue - Lollipop Banana(very unlike Vibration)
5. Jimmy Bravo - All Right Nippon(sounds like All Right NIPPLE)


ASIA/Boom BOOM/FCF(Monkeys, Monkeys)
1. Mark Farina/Ken Hunter- Hey You Boy(Funny Gay Lyrics)
2. Mark Farina - Cha Cha Cha(funny title ,great song)
3. Valery Scott - Dan Dibi Dan(lyrical sillyness I can't sing along too)
4. Mark Farina- Monkey(more great songs about monkeys)
5. Max & Co- Spiderman(Vocally this makes me laugh)


FLEA(King Kong started it all)
1. King Kong & D.Jungle Girls- Boom Boom Dollars(The one that started it all)
2. King Kong & D. Jungle Girls- King Kong(Pasquinni on vocals made me smile)
3. Coo Coo- Uiah Eiah(Funny lyrics)
4. King Kong- Bingo- (Musical arrangement is hilarious)

A-Beat C: Go Go Girls / My Sweet Banana (extremely dumb, but irresistably catchy!)
Time: The name, "Mr. M" (not really any silly songs in this catalogue)
Delta: Priscilla / New Love (listening to this one makes me giggle for some reason, but it's still great)
SCP: Kika & Kika [feat. Goofy DJ] / Easy Busy (Definitely one of the catchiest Kika & Kika songs ever)
Hi-NRG Attack: Volta & Gabbana / Besame Mucho (Hi-NRG Attack's songs are silly in general, but this is their best song)
Boom Boom Beat: Bombers / Disco Energy (this is at least one of the most addictive things I've ever heard)

drnrg, I believe you're referring to Rock'n'roll Emulation with the Prophet, not In The Night In The Fire.

HRG
Ely Cotero - Shake Yarbati Move
(The artist name, 'helicopter' in Italian, is weird as well as the title of the song)
Jinko Sbilenko - Too Many Lovers Night And Day
(Jinko Sbilenko means 'curved dick')
Fun Cool - Tropical Carnival
(Fun Cool = fan culo = Fuck with your ass hole)
Franz Tornado & Bazooka Girl - Motto-Motto Inamoto XDD
Mad Cow And The Royal Eurobeat Orchestra Of Bazookistan Feat. The Supertroyka Girls - I Want Your Balalaika

ABeatC
Derreck Simon - The Wild One
(Bisex, transex, this is the my world. What about homosexual? XD)
Derreck Simons - Mr. Lady
Domino - Popteen
(Sore ja uchira deban desho! Yappa uchira ga shuyaku desho! XD)
Domino - The Game Of My Name
(Ima kike wakoudoyo Kono atsui chisio Taikukaikei no noride saa!)

TIME
Ken Hunter - Bora Bora
(I didn't know what bora was. In Japanese bora is an ugly kind of fish, so I felt weird listening to this song)
Sally Rendell - Sushi Hushy Girl
(as is)
Dolly - Turn This Beat Around
(I wonder what T-Zing man is. Teasing man by any chance?)

Delta
Mad Max - Tsunami Comes
Vicky Vale -Shibuya Girl

oresama-chan wrote:Jinko Sbilenko - Too Many Lovers Night And Day
(Jinko Sbilenko means 'curved dick')
Fun Cool - Tropical Carnival
(Fun Cool = fan culo = Fuck with your ass hole)

o.O

oresama-chan wrote: Domino - Popteen
(Sore ja uchira deban desho! Yappa uchira ga shuyaku desho! XD)
Domino - The Game Of My Name
(Ima kike wakoudoyo Kono atsui chisio Taikukaikei no noride saa!)

And I'd like to know what the Domino lines translate to...

Oresama wrote

HRG
Ely Cotero - Shake Yarbati Move
(The artist name, 'helicopter' in Italian, is weird as well as the title of the song)
Jinko Sbilenko - Too Many Lovers Night And Day
(Jinko Sbilenko means 'curved dick')
Fun Cool - Tropical Carnival
(Fun Cool = fan culo = Fuck with your ass hole)

Pretty much sums up our weekly conversations

oresama-chan wrote:vers Night And Day
(Jinko Sbilenko means 'curved dick')
Fun Cool - Tropical Carnival
(Fun Cool = fan culo = Fuck with your ass hole)

Derreck Simon - The Wild One
(Bisex, transex, this is the my world. What about homosexual? XD)

Classic Oresama.

The Hoff salutes you.

That should be the next SEB cover

Most Hi-NRG Attack songs are silly... so I could list most of them IMO

as for:


AbeatC: the most sexual label, hands down!

1. Fun Fun Boy - um this song is all about oral loving and eating it all up, pretty nasty and ridiculous and I love it! (I want to lick it up, lick it up...) and (I want it all for me!)

2. I Wanna Be Fat - hilarious song plus Ms. Gobbi helped write it! Sweet!

3. Love Sex & Money - i wonder if she really feels this way, so so funny

4. I Love Spaghetti - OK not sexual but so so so silly and aswesome! (I just love Italian food, so let's go get a plate for two!)

5. Cherry Girl - That you just wanna eat... I am ripe and fresh!

I could go on if I had more time.....

drnrg, oresama - sometimes, your minds genuinly frighten me...

All respect to labels and producers for their collection of music over the years, but still...

Time:
- "Bad Boy Blue" by Toby Ash
So, I really like this song - it's great - but Mr. Maiolini, 'bad boy blue'? C'mon! It sounds like you or I are punishing a bad dog... sort of.
- "Du-Du Da-Da" by Danny Keith
Another song from Time I adore, but once more - come again? He's trying to get a 'little girl' to join him. Child molester-like to say the least... Then again, a lot of songs trigger that idea as well in eurobeat. hmmm

A-Beat C:
- "Sex All Over the Phone" by Mega NRG Man
Good song, but it says 'phone' in the title not 'video chat'. This mess-up always makes me laugh when I hear the song. Also, is he 'all over' the phone? haha, wow.
- "Your Pussy Cat" by Go Go Girls
I believe the title says it all, but if it doesn't, Gobbi saying "puss puss - psk psk - puss puss" seals the deal. XDDDD
- "I Wanna Be Fat" by Go Go Girls
I just listen to this song whenever I need a good stupid laugh...
- "Captain Fantastic" by Matt Land
Wow... "ridin' the bright white horse" YOU'RE GONNA BE FANTASTIC!! xD; ... I rest my case.

Delta:
- "Happy Phantom" by Kevin Johnson & Cherry
Not a bad song, but that's one strange title and the song itself strikes me as erratic and odd.

SCP:
- "Sticky, Tricky and Bang!" by Sticky, Tricky & Bang
It's just strange. That's all I have to say.

Hi-NRG Attack:
- "Bazookaaa" by Garcon
Well. If you know the song, I think you get the idea.
- "Super Guts" by Jeff Driller
First of all, the title is disgusting. Second, the song's so typical of the label - lyrics and weird content.

Densetsu13 wrote:

oresama-chan wrote: Domino - Popteen
(Sore ja uchira deban desho! Yappa uchira ga shuyaku desho! XD)
Domino - The Game Of My Name
(Ima kike wakoudoyo Kono atsui chisio Taikukaikei no noride saa!)

And I'd like to know what the Domino lines translate to...

Well, the meaning itself is just normal, so if sung by a Japanese, it's not
funny at all. The comicality arises from Domino singing those songs 'cause
we don't expect those words to come out of the mouth of an Italian
sophisticated lady.

Sore ja uchira deban desho! Yappa uchira ga shuyaku desho
(So then, now it's our chance! Actually we are the headliner)
uchira, yappa : kinda slang or Gyaru-go

Ima kike wakoudoyo Kono atsui chisio Taikukaikei no noride saa!
(Now listen, youngsters, to this hot blood running through the veins.
Let's go in the jocks' way!)
wakoudo, atsuki and chisio sound oldish, kinda literary words.

Tuttifrutti Lollipop... 'nuf said.

Sadie wrote

Du-Du Da-Da" by Danny Keith
Another song from Time I adore, but once more - come again? He's trying to get a 'little girl' to join him. Child molester-like to say the least... Then again, a lot of songs trigger that idea as well in eurobeat. hmmm

Ha Ha! Unlike Danny Kieth, Toby Ash complains that she is only seventeen, So he goes for the Bad Boy Blue instead. Classic Gino Caria