It's THAT time of the month.....
Posted: 07 Jul 2005, 01:18
... which sends women in fits of rage and sadness
... which makes men burst into tears
... and little children (Baby Bazooka) squeal annoyingly in rage or pure ecstacy
... and it is the AVEX SONG SELECTION LINE-UP ANNOUNCEMENT FOR THE NEW SEB (TM)
* This event had seen myriads of events in Italy
- The public lynching of Queen 26 (until their inclusion into the next ID album, of course [i](nods to Kitsune
)[/i]
- The rise and subsequent dissapearance of Susy Wender & Meri
- The rise in the number of shrill, screaming children singers (BB, FR)
- The anointment of Ace & Fastway into the pantheon of the gods
- Vibration and HI-NRG to scream blue murder at their producers for not
having a bigger share of the SEB pie
- Time to release more monotone similar songs since 1980s
- Clara to have a massive sore throat for singing 6+++ songs per SEB
- Lolita to drown out every singer that she duets with... except for Mickey
B. who will never get to sing with her again
- Domino to drop inside a hole and never be seen again
- Bewildered at how the heck did Martina Dry and Rick Castle
manage to get an SEB spot and Bazooka Girl's songs get shelved behind
repeatedly???????
* This nerve wracking event does not involve the following people
- Ace, Fastway, Dusty (the holy trinity)
- Nuage & Lolita (the terrible twos)
- Clara and her zillions of split personalities (They should form a group,
called the Clara Sisters)
- Pamsy and her golden lips
... more to add???
... which makes men burst into tears
... and little children (Baby Bazooka) squeal annoyingly in rage or pure ecstacy
... and it is the AVEX SONG SELECTION LINE-UP ANNOUNCEMENT FOR THE NEW SEB (TM)
* This event had seen myriads of events in Italy
- The public lynching of Queen 26 (until their inclusion into the next ID album, of course [i](nods to Kitsune
)[/i]- The rise and subsequent dissapearance of Susy Wender & Meri
- The rise in the number of shrill, screaming children singers (BB, FR)
- The anointment of Ace & Fastway into the pantheon of the gods
- Vibration and HI-NRG to scream blue murder at their producers for not
having a bigger share of the SEB pie
- Time to release more monotone similar songs since 1980s
- Clara to have a massive sore throat for singing 6+++ songs per SEB
- Lolita to drown out every singer that she duets with... except for Mickey
B. who will never get to sing with her again
- Domino to drop inside a hole and never be seen again
- Bewildered at how the heck did Martina Dry and Rick Castle
manage to get an SEB spot and Bazooka Girl's songs get shelved behind
repeatedly???????
* This nerve wracking event does not involve the following people
- Ace, Fastway, Dusty (the holy trinity)
- Nuage & Lolita (the terrible twos)
- Clara and her zillions of split personalities (They should form a group,
called the Clara Sisters)
- Pamsy and her golden lips
... more to add???