... which makes men burst into tears
... and little children (Baby Bazooka) squeal annoyingly in rage or pure ecstacy
... and it is the AVEX SONG SELECTION LINE-UP ANNOUNCEMENT FOR THE NEW SEB (TM)
* This event had seen myriads of events in Italy
- The public lynching of Queen 26 (until their inclusion into the next ID album, of course [i](nods to Kitsune
)[/i]- The rise and subsequent dissapearance of Susy Wender & Meri
- The rise in the number of shrill, screaming children singers (BB, FR)
- The anointment of Ace & Fastway into the pantheon of the gods
- Vibration and HI-NRG to scream blue murder at their producers for not
having a bigger share of the SEB pie
- Time to release more monotone similar songs since 1980s
- Clara to have a massive sore throat for singing 6+++ songs per SEB
- Lolita to drown out every singer that she duets with... except for Mickey
B. who will never get to sing with her again
- Domino to drop inside a hole and never be seen again
- Bewildered at how the heck did Martina Dry and Rick Castle
manage to get an SEB spot and Bazooka Girl's songs get shelved behind
repeatedly???????
* This nerve wracking event does not involve the following people
- Ace, Fastway, Dusty (the holy trinity)
- Nuage & Lolita (the terrible twos)
- Clara and her zillions of split personalities (They should form a group,
called the Clara Sisters)
- Pamsy and her golden lips
... more to add???